How many pages is Cancel Me If You Can?

348 pages, which is about 104,000 words and 7 hrs of reading. Editions vary, so we take the figure two of our three sources agree on.

Is Cancel Me If You Can worth reading?

Only 1 reader has rated it on Hardcover so far — too few to tell you much either way. What we can tell you for certain is the cost: 348 pages and about 7 hrs of your time, or 4½ hrs if you read quickly. Whether that is worth it depends on the hours you have.

How long is the Cancel Me If You Can audiobook?

About 11½ hrs, estimated from the 104,000 words at a typical narration pace of 150 words a minute. Real editions vary by narrator, usually by well under an hour.

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Cancel Me If You Can

Name: Cancel Me If You Can
Author: Dave Portnoy

Dave Portnoy

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At your speed≈ 7 hrs

Pages348

Audiobook≈ 11½ hrs

348 pages works out to roughly 104,000 words. At an average 250 words a minute that is 7 hrs — a weekend's reading.

Only 1 reader has rated it on Hardcover so far — too few to tell you much either way.

How long does it take to read Cancel Me If You Can?

Cancel Me If You Can is 348 pages, or roughly 104,000 words. How long that takes depends on how fast you read:

Estimated reading time for Cancel Me If You Can at three reading speeds.
Your pace	Words per minute	Time to finish
Slow	175	10 hrs
Average	250	7 hrs
Fast	400	4½ hrs

Estimated at about 300 words per page. Most adults read between 200 and 300 words a minute — use the reading-speed control to set your own pace and every time on the site adjusts.

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Common questions

How long does it take to read Cancel Me If You Can?: About 7 hrs at an average reading speed of 250 words per minute. Cancel Me If You Can runs 348 pages, roughly 104,000 words — so at a slower 175 wpm it is nearer 10 hrs, and at 400 wpm closer to 4½ hrs.
How many pages is Cancel Me If You Can?: 348 pages, which is about 104,000 words and 7 hrs of reading. Editions vary, so we take the figure two of our three sources agree on.
Is Cancel Me If You Can worth reading?: Only 1 reader has rated it on Hardcover so far — too few to tell you much either way. What we can tell you for certain is the cost: 348 pages and about 7 hrs of your time, or 4½ hrs if you read quickly. Whether that is worth it depends on the hours you have.
How long is the Cancel Me If You Can audiobook?: About 11½ hrs, estimated from the 104,000 words at a typical narration pace of 150 words a minute. Real editions vary by narrator, usually by well under an hour.

From the publisher

In his unfiltered style, Dave Portnoy details the journey of how he built his polarizing media empire, Barstool Sports, while refusing to bend the knee to those who tried to tear him down, staying true to himself and blocking out the haters. Dave Portnoy is a gambler.…

From his days playing Little League baseball, he has always bet on himself and his future, which is exactly how he built his digital media empire, Barstool Sports. It all started in 2004, when Dave wrote what he knew and passed out a four-page broadsheet newspaper all over Boston. The idea was simple but revolutionary: not everyone wanted their sports takes from SportsCenter anchors in suits. Fans wanted something local, raw, and unapologetic—written in the same language and tone you might hear at your local sports bar. So, Dave gave it to them. More than twenty years later, Barstool has grown into a nine-figure company with over 300 employees and 150 active brands. But the story doesn’t end there. Dave continues to expand Barstool and his personal brand, launching into the world of sports betting, giving honest pizza reviews, building generational media stars, and giving back to dog shelters and small businesses with the help of his own famous rescue dog, Miss Peaches. Though he didn’t set out to be a political lightning rod, it happened—and he’s fully aware that half the internet hates him while the other half loves him. The truth? He doesn’t care, as long as people take interest. He’s always been brutally honest, and he always will be. Dave’s journey hasn’t been perfect. He’s failed—publicly and personally—and he’s constantly willing to risk it all. Why? Because he already knows what it’s like to lose everything and start over, time and time again. So why not? In Cancel Me If You Can, Dave lays it all out: the hard work, the timing, the luck, the poisonous relationships behind the curtain, and the balls it took to get to where he is today. This isn’t a memoir or a business book—it’s another bet on himself. But honestly, would you really want to bet against him? The odds are against it.

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